That soup Kaleh pache is as frightening as potted heid from Scotland. This wee blessing came to mind after reading that piece:
O Lord, when hunger pinches sore,
Do Thou stand us in stead,
And send us from Thy bounteous store
A tup- or wether-head.
A tup is a ram and a wether is a castrated sheep! Mmmmmmmmmm yummy! -NOT